| *Watching Harry Potter, Hunger Games and Percy Jackson* | |
| Kid: | Mum, why are we watching these movies they're so old. |
| Me: | Just shut up and eat your pears. |
| Kid: | Mum these movies are so unrealistic. |
| Me: | How dare you you muggle! |
| Kid: | Mum you're so embarrassing. *leaves and slams the door* |
| Me: | JOSHUA FINNICK RONALD LERMAN THAT IS MAHOGANY |